Driver’s Licensing By D-H Sonic F It was a typical day in the Green Hill Zone. Then some kids playing flewap (the Mobian version of soccer) spotted a big rusty truck driving into Act 1. It smooshed countless plants, even knocked down a few trees. After going through Act 1, (get your calculators ready) it had knocked down 2 trees, and smooshed 42 other plants. In Act 2, it knocked down 3 trees and smooshed 50 other plants. In Act 3, before getting to Sonic’s hut, the truck knocked down 2 trees and smooshed 48 other plants, knocking down a grand total of 7 trees, and smooshing a grand total of 140 other plants. As you might’ve guessed, Sonic’s hut is booby-trapped. The big rusty truck drove through, crushing about 89% of the traps, activating every single alarm. Sonic rushed out of his hut to find out what all this madness was about. He saw the truck. It was rusted like heck. It looked like if you gently touched any of it, the part you touched would fall right off. "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS! WHAT RIGHT TO YOU HAVE JUST BARGING IN HERE KILLING A GRAND TOTAL OF 147 PLANTS!?! I WANT YOU OUT OF HERE NOW!!!" Sonic shouted. A turtle came out of the truck. Even though he opened the door very carefully, it fell right off. "Sorry, Sonic, I am Shaln, from the Mobius Bureau of Driving Safety People. The MBDSP has decided to let you have your driver’s license 1 year early." Sonic began trying to calm down, but it didn’t work. "I WANT YOU OUTTA HERE NOW!!!" he shouted. Shaln was disgusted. He gave it up, tried to start his truck up, but the truck fell to pieces. "DOH!" he shouted. Shaln picked up the mess, and walked home automobileless. The next day, Sonic received something in the mail. It was printed on tree-paper, and not the special rock-paper that the residents of the Green Hill Zone used. It said, -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Sonic, You don’t know what you’re missing out on! Get your driver’s license today! Sincerely, Shaln -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sonic threw it in the trash. Then he heard a noise. "It’s the Freedom Fighter ‘Intruder Alert’ alarm! Up, over, and gone!!!" Sonic said, as he ran to the beginning of Act 3. There he found, lo and behold, Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts. "Ha, ha, we got you this time!" Scratch said. "Huh huh!" Grounder chuckled. "We’ll make you hedgehog stew!" Laughed Coconuts. "Oh yeah? I kinda doubt that!" Sonic said, as he zoomed around the three stupid badniks. "I’m getting dizzy!" Grounder’s head was spinnin’ ‘round. A "Sonic tornado" began, and at just the right time Sonic halted, flinging the Badniks into the Marble Zone. "Whew!" both Amy and Tails said at the same time. Sonic said, "Why do I get the feeling that was just a warm up?" "Correct, hedgehog!" a voice said from above. No, it wasn’t an angel, it was Doctor Ivo Robotnik in his Egg-O-Matic Hovercraft, hovering above the three Freedom Fighters. Robotnik continued, "Do you expect that I would think those three morons would take care of you?" With that, Robotnik fired his Robot Transmogrifier Ray (RTR), and it almost hit Tails. Robotnik fired his RTR again, and it hit Tails. "Tails, buddy!" Sonic cried. He started shouting at Robotnik, "You oval-headed infernal beast! He’s to young to be turned into a robot!" Sonic swung on a few vines, jumped of a spring, and landed inside the Egg-O-Matic. "NO!" Robotnik shouted. Sonic switched the RTR on reverse, and fired at Tails. Robotnik was about to punch Sonic, when Sonic quickly swung down on a few vines, and down to the ground. "Ta-da!" Sonic said. "I don’t think it very Robotnik-like to leave right now, Sonic." Tails said. Robotnik said, "You flea-ridden infernal fox! I will get you later!" With that, Robotnik flew away in is Egg-O-Matic. "Huh?" Sonic said. Amy said, "Robotnik isn’t the type who would give up right now." Then Sonic received something on what he called the Morse Machine, which let people communicate to Sonic from other zones, using the Mobian Morse Code. Translated from the Mobian Morse Code, it said: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SUSTHISISFROMTHEHILLTOPZONEACT2ROBOTNIKISATTACKINGSUS -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Clarified, it said: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SUS This is from the Hilltop Zone, Act 2 Robotnik is attacking SUS -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Note: SUS means Save Us Sonic.) "Uh oh. Robotnik must be up to something!" Then Sonic realized something. The headquarters of the Mobius Bureau of Driving Safety People was in Act 2 of the Hilltop Zone! Sonic sighed. "Lets go." They went to the Hilltop Zone, Act 2. Robotnik was putting little microchips in the automobiles that turned them into Badniks. The Badnik automobiles chased Sonic down a little street. Then Scratch and Coconuts ran (and Grounder scoot-scoot-scooted) over to the street to capture Sonic and collect 1,000,000,000 Mobiums from Robotnik. "Hah hah hah hah hah!" They all chuckled. "We got you now!" When they were almost on the street, Sonic said, "Wait, you forgot to look both ways." The three dim-dims looked one way, looked the other way, and Sonic booted them into Act 3. Sonic shouted to them, "Happy laaaaaaandings!" CRAAAAAASH!!! "Scratch three Badniks," Amy said, "But there are 23 to go!" And she was right. 23 Badnik automobiles and still counting! Sonic didn’t have any idea what to do. But then he had an idea. He ran in loops, twists, and figure eights, and eventually all the Badnik automobiles had crashed into each other. "You know, these automobile accidents happen!" Sonic said. "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeayy!" Tails and Amy shouted. "Go Sonic!" "Now it’s time to take care of Mr. Spherical Belly here!" Sonic said. Robotnik was enraged. He said, "All right, you trashed my Badnik automobiles, but I still can fight you!" ZAPAPAPAPAPAPAP! He fired his RTR but he kept missing. Until… The RTR hit Shaln the turtle. KRAKOW! Shaln turned into a Badnik. "HahahahahahahahahahahahaHA! I love being a Badnik! "You’d better pray that you’ll be a Badnik much longer!" Sonic said. He launched into a Super Sonic Spin Dash, right toward Shaln. ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBonk! Sonic hit Shaln’s steel shell. Robotnik said, "Haha! Ain’t that easy when my Badniks are around!" Sonic was performing multiple Super Sonic Spin Attacks on Shaln, but Sonic kept hitting Shaln’s shell. Then Tails flew to Shaln to distract him. Sonic tried to perform a Spin Attack on Shaln, but quick as a flash Shaln turned around and Sonic hit his shell. So Amy started pestering Shaln and they all started doing Spin Attacks on Shaln. Finally, all this having to turn around started to overload Shaln’s circuits, and so Sonic topped it of with a bop on the head that turned Shaln back into a turtle. Then the three Freedom Fighters started bopping Robotnik’s Egg-O-Matic Hovercraft. "All right, you got me this time, but I’LL BE BACK! That’s a promise!" Robotnik flew away. [THAT AFTERNOON] There was a party being thrown at the MBDSP headquarters. They served a big cake, everyone played games (like Pin the Destruction on the Badnik Automobile) and, at the end of the party, Shaln made a big speech about what previously happened. Here’s what happened near the end of the speech: Shaln: And I ask you, Sonic the Hedgehog, to stand up. (Sonic stands up) Shaln: I present to you, Sonic, you very own driver’s license. Sonic: Gee, thanks! (Sonic throws the driver’s license in the fireplace) The End